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Old 1 Day Ago   #1
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An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

You have 14 Days. If after that time AQ is not properly tuned, I am deleting my characters, and cancelling all of my accounts. The rest of my guild will follow suit, as will several other guilds and people that play WoW.

To be brief, I did not work my ass off, jumping through your idiotic hoops with my friends and guildmates, so I could go to a zone where there is zero fucking playtesting. That's right not one fucking time did you incompetent fucks even try C'thun. EVEN if we ignore the bullshit that is Viscidus, FUCK YOU GUYS. Seriously, FUCK YOU.

I cannot believe this... right now I'm just so pissed off. I am sitting here in Ahn Quiraj, by myself because everyone in the guild is fucking bored of playtesting your broken shit. Don't you people have ANY FUCKING DECENCY? TIGOLE WHY DON'T YOU STOP COUNTING YOUR MONEY AND START ISSUING ORDERS?

The tragic irony of creating the ultimate cockblock encounter in the form of the C'thun which is completely fucking broken beyond recognition. Why not just put a big fucking sign on him that says HAHA FUCK YOU at least then we wouldn't waste our time.

Whoever came up with this sheer *fisting* of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at Xl@dtguild.com when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle B) Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaCraft since you've used up your alotted false advertising karma on BWL and collect 4 million bear asses scheme of '06.

Fix the C'thun encounter. Fix Ouro. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking encounters (I suggest you let whoever redid the Twin Emps one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the MOTHER FUCKING 10 MINUTE CORPSE RUN. Fix AQ (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Naxxramas team over to fixing Ahn Quiraj AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Ahn Quiraj, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Naxxramas.

14 Days.... after that this site will change from one of the top WoW sites on the internet to the most popular Solitaire fan site on the internet. I'm done playing ball with you useless fuckers... it's my turn.

Now you say, Xl, you are one angry fuck. Well I'd like to give a big shout out to my two favorite people for inspiration (Furor , and Tigole ). All I have to ask you is 1 question. Where the fuck are the 2 caped crusaders now? That's right sitting at Blizzard HQ with their dicks in their hands, and their balls in a fucking jar under the CEO's desk. Here's my challenge to you two pathetic mother fuckers. Man up. Stop being a bunch of skirt wearing faggots. You wanted to talk shit about EQ's development, now guess what, you're the fucking man, and you're fucking it up yourselves. Not only that, just like the Sony devs, you're too fucking whipped and pathetic to admit it. So how about for once you do the right fucking thing, for once, and either fix this fucking shit, or get on your fucking pathetic knees and beg for forgiveness, like a 2 dollar street whore, for how badly you fucked the community you represented.

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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

Feel free to register and post your responses here. Even if its I fucking hate you and think you're an arrogant prick. I couldn't care less but at least they won't fucking get deleted.
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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

Amen
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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

Sayge's Fortune #11- Practice what you mother fucking preach. (Furor/Tigole)

and yes.. Amen.
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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

Word.
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Awesome. Now the hard part, getting them to listen to the screaming masses.
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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

"go out like this"?

honestly, what is he going to do, bug it even more, to the point where it deletes your characters if you're in DnT?
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Re: An Easter Tribute to My Two Favorite MotherFuckers

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"go out like this"?

honestly, what is he going to do, bug it even more, to the point where it deletes your characters if you're in DnT?


He meant ban me from the chat /shrug, occupational hazard.
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...

But they couldn't have made a mistake making the encounter, it was perfectly tuned! And they never break stuff!

http://blue.cardplace.com/cache/wow-dungeons/428262.htm
http://blue.cardplace.com/cache/wow-general/7712714.htm

I can't find the post where they basically said "Eh double tentacle spawns? Tentacle spawns in the stomach?" But since I can't find it I can only assume C'thun is supposed to comitt tentacle Harri-kirri all over the place. Along with a nice splash into a non-loaded belly-flop death into acid of doom.

Meh.
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